I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
His nipple licking is glorious
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