I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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