your parents love me but you hate me
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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