You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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