i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So squirting runs in the family.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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