Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
