a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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