When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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