You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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