She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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