You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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