Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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