either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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