we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
