Kiss
Puke
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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