I need help removing her.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Randomize
