She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
