So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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