This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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