Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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