So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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