Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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