quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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