It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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