there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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