come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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