Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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