Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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