found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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