Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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