They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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