dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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