It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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