are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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