I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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