3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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