Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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