Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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