return my video game
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Randomize
