I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize