I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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