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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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