Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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