the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My dick has a subreddit
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
