my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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