your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
