the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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