escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Randomize
