My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize