would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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