I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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