Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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