dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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